Joke of the Day #8
Yeah, sometimes I like to improvise jokes on the spot, and this one didn’t really turn out.
Free Download of “I have a Funny Dream”
That’s right folks, I’m giving away the milk for free, no purchase of cow necessary! (no milk consumption is needed for metaphor to be accurate)
Simply right click and save as here to save to your computer. Or you can click the link and listen to the nine minute MP3 on your browser. In the end, the method you choose doesn’t matter, but the fact that you cared enough to listen means the world to me.
You can get your hands on my “sold out” comedy album (read: giving away all my CD-R copies for free after a show) today “only” (read: forever). This album promises to “make you laugh” (read: assist in sleeping for insomniacs).





